Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Team Jacob

Bella gets a cut (as effin' usual) and starts bleeding and Jacob says - you're bleeding, here- or something and takes off his shirt and the camera pans up as it comes off.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in the movies all year and I have been going to the movies constantly all year.

Bella is the most nothing character imaginable. It's depressing.

More on Twilight Saga: New Moon Conservative Vampires Virgin Porn later maybe.