Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

your heart is ripped now wrapped in fur

if i had a noise band it would be called feminist thurston. or furston, the typo.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


mostly interested in teenagers with blogs.

and fake teenagers on tv, always.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

chuck bass

i would be into it if i had a life that was at all actually affected by fashion week. but i don't.

big vials/jars of blood are way darker IRL than they appear on Dexter.

really over Don Draper.

really into shitty bodega coffee. black. i can't stop!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

your data my data

my scanner sux. i hate them at the time but other times i love these fuck ups.

dim sum sumtime. a "joke" i just made in an email.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

lawrence of my labia


SATC 2 was kinda good. is it really surprising that a goofball movie about aging women was so poorly (and in most cases, unfairly) reviewed? the movie is not without problems, clearly, but i enjoyed it. i sat there and laughed and had a good time and when it ended i thought - that's it? this is what i think articulated by someone else.

more or less.

even the backlash to the backlash people seem to have a problem with the image of samantha applying vaginal cream in her office with all of times square behind her. really? i love it. i want to use it to make art. what a crazy image. need it.

and like the defense says, lawrence of my labia is funny. like, totally.

liza sings single ladies.

if someone consulted me before casting big i would have told them to go for alec baldwin.

i was recently looking at dresses at an upper east side consignment store and was kind of psyched to check a label and see, say, marc jacobs. or maybe chanel. ysl. dvf. i felt like a busted carrie bradshaw.

i also liked the tag line, "carrie on".

get over it, america!

LIke, always.

The flashing red alert light on Obama's BlackBerry must be going off like, all the time.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"never i write/but if ever i write/ i need the space to say what i like"

young hov in the house it's so necessary.

if i am trying to be productive it really is so necessary.

"no bra with that blouse it's so necessary" not for me but for some people i can see that being so necessary.

in the winter/
putting your winter coat on/
over whatever shirt you wore to sleep/
and no bra/
walking to get a bagel/
at like 10 am/
that's so necessary.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

go to hell

if there is anyone cuter than Leonard Nimoy I don't want to know about it.

and if there is a drink more complex, more awesome, more summer 2010 than a campari and soda I don't want to know about that either. They sell campari and soda in bottles in Italy* so I am moving there with Caitlin tomorrow and we are writing a cook book**.

** not true

Monday, April 26, 2010

BREAKING NEWS, Celebrity Edition

Leonard Nimoy retired! Not just from acting but from the convention circuit too! (yeah, right). He's giving Zachary "smokin' hot" Qunito his space. Sweet & generous, just like always.

I am thankful I had the opportunity to stand next to him for 12 seconds and squeeze his hip.

He seems to have taken up tweeting and selling things on etsy to fill his time now that is acting career is over. It's cute.

I wanna go to Vulcan, Canada. Take me there.

More important news, followed by the most important news:

2010: is officially the year of the celebrity.

Celebs I've spotted this year:
1. Zachary Qunito*. He was so beautiful. He looked like Spock. Incredibly handsome. I chased him down the street like the Beatles in 1964 while we were all just yelling/saying "it's him! it's him!"
2. Mo Rocca. I had a big time crush on him in high school. He was texting.
3. Patti Smith.
4. Alec Baldwin.
5. Julianne Moore.
6. Kenneth the Page. I saw 30 Rock filming. duh.
7. Liza Minelli.
8. I don't think these count since it was a KG opening but, Kim & Thurston.
9. Chloe Sevz.
10. and finally....Yoko Ono.....THREE TIMES!!! You don't need to ask. Of course I followed her the last time. I think she goes out to breakfast at the same place everyday. email me for deetz people.

*A note on Z. Quntio aka nu spock. Last summer I was flipping through Us Weekly or People or Star or Whatevs and there was a photo of him walking and holding two iced coffees and talking on his cell phone or something. I immediately was thinking oh man, that's so sad his boyf is totally at home waiting for his iced coffee, he can't just go with him because he is so not out. Then I started wondering...I wonder how I could meet him? And have coffee? I guess he'd be in NYC and I'd see him and he would just have to talk to me and we'd chat. and we'd have coffee! and then he'd be like, listen, let's do this - move to LA with me, and I'd be like I don't drive!!! and he'd be like, I'll drive you around! Then we'd be in LA together and one day he'd go get iced coffees and mine would be the black one, obviously, and he'd be making a phone call to tell me that the place was out of soy milk, so my coffee was just black and is that OK? Or should he go stop at the store and get some soy creamer for me. And I'd be like, black is totally fine. And then I would say something so totally hilarious that makes him laugh, like in those pictures.

That is my brain. I was thinking about these thoughts today and hating myself for not saving the photo! I want to tape the image to something and it would be my best art! Luckily the internet exists and this is what i'm talking about.

xoxo gossip gorn, your one and only inside source to the glamorous life of myself.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

crucial taunt

sometimes it's like, life is like , "it's like we're looking down on wayne's basement only that's not wayne's basement". you know?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

get me out of here al

walking with a starbucks soy latte in one hand, pushing a bugaboo stroller with the other and wondering when al and ziggy are going to get me out of here. very ready to leap to the next life.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

first time they fuss i'm leavin'

i wish i didn't look so ugo in the picture with leonard nimoy. of all the days to not shower in the morning. i mean, really.

my life is spiraling out of control. i am 2 weeks behind on Gossip Girl.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

kickin' back

deep thoughts

What could I say that would make G. Clooney make that face? One of the deep thoughts Up In the Air left me with.

American's spend 10% of their income on food. I think I probably spend 40 - 50%. This is unrelated. There's barely any food in Up In the Air.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Cleopatra, queen of denial

Much like ICP's Dark Carnival, The Longest Trek ends up being about god and being born again.

Oh well.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010


This is embarrassing. A screencap from my feedfliks stats page. I started watching Dexter season 1 on netflix when I was home sick for an entire week. I've never even been interested in this show, I guess because the advertising is so horrifying*. When the episode first started I thought - I h8 this - but I kept watching. And then watched the entire season in 3-4 days. I am now not sick and still watching. Will some other friend please watch this show so we can talk about it? I don't LOVE it but I can't not watch it. I think it is 'pretty good' not 'great'.

My fave part of this embarrassing screen capture is that you can see the percentage of the eps that I watch. Do I fast forward through the opening credits? I do, they're gross. Do I fast forward through his murders stopping only if it seems like some important dialog is going down? Yes, I do. This show stresses me out!!

Dexter and I are an unlikely pair but I am in it for the long run. Going down with the ship.

If you watch Dexter plz stand up.

*thx advertisements for the spoiler.

ps for more quality entertainment I am seeing omgAlecBalwin movie tonight!